This page is for comedic purposes only.
Meet the party[]
 —Kabbutops
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Kabbu is an idiot who is on a quest to find the braincells he lost to Scolipedo. He reaches the Explorer Killer Association and attacks powerfully, inflicting pain on Maki for no reason besides the fact that he is a jerk. I'd call him a d-word but I can't because I am unable to without causing grave harm to everyone over 2535353 feet tall, or in other words, nobody ever. Also, the reason he has no braincells is because of how hard I hit him when he tried to report me to the police. His braincell count is too low to realize this page is a joke.
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—Vi on Fandom's underage user policy
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Vi is in grave danger because reasons. She is the box legendary of Pokémon Violet, with her counterpart being Monsieur Scarlet. She said she will murder Eetl in his sleep, and since then she has refused to confirm nor deny still wanting to go through with the plan. She also has an unfinished Kabbu fanfic. Here it is in all it's glory.
"Gah," said Kabbu. "What was that? What happened?". Kabbu looked up to see a
Vi never finished her fanfic.
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—Leif
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Leif is not part of the team yet. Go away.
Chapter 1: A Stupid Duo[]
Maki, the queen's most strong and noble knight, challenges Vi and Kabbu to a test trial thing to see if they are worthy. Vi shot Kabbu with an electric Beemerang, giving Kabbu thunder armor, which allowed him to attack Vi for no reason, rush out the door, and beat up random miners. He then returned to find Vi pinning Maki to the ground, with Maki begging for mercy.
After leaving on their quest, a seedling appeared. Vi ran away and Kabbu used a burly nuke and then walked into Makesnouth Den. While there, he formed an army of Inichas and commanded them to drive out the vile seedlings. After the Inichas army returned, Kabbu said they failed and continued ahead. Kabbu then heard a huge explosion. When he looked back, the Inichas army was turned to ash, and standing in their place, was Vi.
The duo proceeded to cowardly flee from a Spider but they make sure to free a trapped moth named Leif and take him hostage. There they saved Princess Peach that's the whole game
Epilogue[]
The epilogue is that the characters have to bring Queen Elizant II some Bepis but they face some obstacles on the way such as nothing
Epic Quests[]
Return to Snakemouth[]
For this quest, talk to the doctor. There will be some epic gamer diologue.
- Isau: Hey, I think I found a way to cure all diseases, it's called f l o w e r
- Vi: Wow, you can gain control with the power of capitalism!
- Isau: I need the flower though
- Kabbu: Here is floower
- Isau: No, I need THE flower
- Kabbu: Which flower?
- Isau: The good one
- Vi: How much does it cost?
- Isau: Yes
- Kabbu: Where is it sold?
- Isau: No
- Leif: Okay, what's going on?
- Isau: I bet you losers have never heard of Makesnouth Den
- Vi: Bruh we're literally called Team Makesnouth where did you think we got our name
- Isau: From your parents who are stupid
- Kabbu: Hey! That wasn't very nice! You need punishment!
- Isau: Nobody Asked
- Kabbu: Nobody asked you to be BORN!
- Leif: Woah...
- Isau: Just get the petal it should be on top of the Snakemouth
Team Snakemouth does the fast and gets the petal of awesomeness. They return.
- Isau: Yes! Now I can achieve world domination!
- Vi: Nope.
- Leif: You have error.
- Kabbu: ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD
- Isau: It was a joke lmao
- Kabbu: Oh...
- Vi: Can you cure Cancer now?
- Isau: Everything besides Cancer.
- Kabbu: But-
- Isau: Cancer is Cancer
- Kabbu: Whatever
- Isau: Take this stick I found on the floor
- Vi: Is it valuable?
- Isau: No...
- Vi: Come on!
Play a card game[]
To solve this, you must first complete a thing.
Return to Snakemouth Again[]
A Long Trade Chain[]
You must venture on a long journey to the Beehive.
- Vi: Hello
- Jaune: I hate you
- Vi: YOU ARE A STINKY PILE OF TOILETS
- Jaune: Unless you find red paint you are still awful
- Vi: uh...
So then you must go find Dashy, who requests tree roots. To get those, you must find Genow and battle his explorer team.
| Genow | |||||||||||
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Stats | HP | 20 | DEF | 0 | Base EXP | 20 | Berry Value | 30 | ||
| Resistances | Poison | 60% | Freeze | 20% | Numb | 80% | Sleep | 0% | |||
| Hard Mode | HP BOOST | 12 | DEF BOOST | 1 | ATK BOOST | 1 | |||||
| Moves | Defense up (3 turns) Ram (4) Heal (3 to Genow or Mar) Charge (3 to all) Defense boost on Mar's defeat | ||||||||||
| Location(s) | Maki | ||||||||||
| #061 | Log | The common Seedling, characterized by being Genow. It is one of the least common species of both bee and seedling in the world. Also, I lied to you, they are not seedlings, and he is an individual. Take that, loser. Hahahahaha. | |||||||||
| Mar | |||||||||||
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Stats | HP | 40 | DEF | -2 | Base EXP | 20 | Berry Value | 30 | ||
| Resistances | Poison | 0% | Freeze | 40% | Numb | 20% | Sleep | 0% | |||
| Hard Mode | HP BOOST | 6 | DEF BOOST | 1 | ATK BOOST | 2 | |||||
| Moves | Thief (3, steals) Kick (5) Bash (3x3) Attack boost (3 turns) Attack boost on Genow's defeat | ||||||||||
| Location(s) | Maki | ||||||||||
| #065 | Log | Mar is a mantis found in Defiant Root's bar during Chapter 4. After Chapter 4, Mar leaves Defiant Root and is not encountered again until the ending ceremony in Ant City, where he can be talked to on top of the Ant City's Inn, after which he will not appear again. | |||||||||
After your victory, Ann appears to tell you that her pillbug is a clone of the creature that sells spicy berries.
The seller of berries
Ann also tells you that she wants a cool thing. You go to island place to get the cool thing, but Ann is missing. You find her on the Peecock Spuder Iceland, bathing. She gives you the thing Genow wants and so you give it to him in exchange for tree roots. You return to Dashy to get... blue paint!? You then head to Elizant II, who gives you red paint in exchange for blue paint, and then Elizant beats up Dashy. Return to Jaune.
- Jaune: I un-hate you now.
I Love Bad Things[]
I'm Bad at Taking Care of my Pet[]
I'm Bored so Let's Beat Each Other up[]
War Against the Bounties[]
War Against the Bounties is the hardest quest.
Criminal Must Die[]
Criminal Must Die is a war against Monsieuter Scarlet
| Seedling | |||||||||||
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Stats | HP | 40 | DEF | 0 | Base EXP | 5 | Berry Value | 9 | ||
| Resistances | Poison | 45% | Freeze | 70% | Numb | 70% | Sleep | 45% | |||
| Hard Mode | HP BOOST | 20 | DEF BOOST | 0 | ATK BOOST | 2 | |||||
| Moves | Umbrella Strike (4, targets 1 adjacent, Heal 6), Heavy Strike (4, ATK down 2 turns, Heal 4), Blow Kiss (4, DEF down, Heal 4 damage dealt), Umbrella Boomerang (4+4, Heal 6), Blast (3, All, Heal 9), Crescent Beam (6), ATK Boost (3 turns, enhances healing by 1) | ||||||||||
| Location(s) | Category:Locations | ||||||||||
| #042 | Log | A master war criminal who wants you dead. Do not give in to his masterfully malicious quests of doom. He always slowly sucks your soul to heal himself, and if you try to fight back, he is still probably a lot stronger than you because he is very strong and heals as he attacks you. In other words, you're completely screwed... unless you're really strong explorers or something like that. | |||||||||
Tanjerin Training[]
Optional War Machines for Purchase[]
Oddly enough, the Dune Scorpion appears to be interesting... could it be that it isn't the boss of it's chapter in it's story book? The Watcher is too small to be a war machine.
The ULTIMAX Tank seems to be the most war-built of the war-built war machines built for war.
To recruit Spuder, YOU must head back to snakemouth den A G A I N and say hello to it. It must be purchased with 100 berries because capitalism
To purchase the Venus' Guardian, you must head down the very dangerous route known as Autumn and complete religion to abuse the power of nothing to lose the eating competition so Vi can beat up someone and also sone worms to get religious things that this girl wants to hoard so she can trick you into performing a ritual where you beat her up and rush into climbing Mount Autumn by using machines until you get to the Spring Summit. There, you will find a literal goddess, who sells the Venus' Guardian for ω berries, or alternatively you can defeat the Guardian in glorious combat to achieve power.
Heavy Drone B-33 is in the Hive and must be battled with a single other War Machine... or you can just beat it into the ground yourself. Then you unlock it. As for the Dune Scorpion...